| drank water with gay frog chemicals |
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| beat his meat too hard |
| Hammer dropped on his head by a friend. His corpse was disposed off in a barrel full of acid. |
  🔥You're looking at someone🔥 🔥Who is superior to you🔥 🔥You have my permission to🔥 🔥Bask in my glow🔥 |
| suicide |
| 한 번만 살지만 제대로 하면 한 번이면 충분해요 |
| yo mama sat on your face |
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| slept to death |
| devoured by a thousand birds |
  "When the time is yours, the future is waiting, The person you become, and the people you're creating." |
| AIDS |
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| Forum Games overdose. |
  So don't give up on me We can still pretend this is all just a game That'll work itself out in the end. -ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ- |
| poison apple |
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| realised how petty this world is and how it is meaningless to continue to live. |
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| wanted to see how sharp his ebay katana was |
  ✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ 'Who even reads these?'  ✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ |
| Bad internet |
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| Got fucked by an elephant |
| tried to drink water upside down |
✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ 'Who even reads these?' ✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ |
| Woke up dead |
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| Overworked |
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| Lewded the wrong thing and got hunted by the FBI |
   I'll keep wishing for a world where you can be happy. |
| He wanted to get it on with my waifu. You should've checked her height first... |
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| He fell into a cupcake machine, he was pressed along the ingredients then he became part of inumerous cupcakes which tasted somehow exquisite. |
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| Stared at Shadow the Hedgehog for weeks on end, never blinking, mindlessly drooling, surrounded by his own feces, and starved to death |
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| Crushed by a hydraulic press |
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| cocaine overdose |
| 한 번만 살지만 제대로 하면 한 번이면 충분해요 |
| He got on the bad side of a drug lord and was disposed off in a barrel of acid. |
🔥You're looking at someone🔥 🔥Who is superior to you🔥 🔥You have my permission to🔥 🔥Bask in my glow🔥 |
| killed by a killer loli |
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| suffocated by anime tiddies |
| Got rickroll'd too much |
 This is how it all begins.  My RYM|My Last.Fm|My Steam |
| It was time to repent. |
  xx0:44 ─🔘────────────── 04:44x ◀ xxxxxxxxx ❚❚ xxxxxxxxx ►xxxx |
| Refused to accept the ailment in her. |
This is how it all begins. My RYM|My Last.Fm|My Steam |
| Froze to death |
xx0:44 ─🔘────────────── 04:44x ◀ xxxxxxxxx ❚❚ xxxxxxxxx ►xxxx |
| overdosed on sweets |
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| ate the cherry chapstick :o |
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| They're actually not dead! Oh no! They were abducted by aliens! |
| Signature removed. Please follow the signature rules, as defined in the Site & Forum Guidelines. |
| Ethylic coma |
This is how it all begins. My RYM|My Last.Fm|My Steam |
| Slapped by his girlfriend hehe |
| Got hit by Camilla's Draconic Aura |
   I only wish life could be as leisurely as this a little more often... How greedy of me  |
| A lolis father assumed he did something to his daughter and chocked him out :Q |
╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ |
| Ate too much junk food and died |
When I remember, I can still smell your scent, you and I are the same color perfume |
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